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Changelog of Excuses

Version history from a 250-entry release vault, showing 8 random updates each visit.

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Excuses Per Release

v6.9.5 12
v11.6.3 10
v6.9.9 6
v5.4.9 5
v10.6.2 4
v10.7.1 5
v6.6.2 8
v9.1.1 14

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v6.9.5

Improved stability by lowering expectations in UI copy.

v11.6.3

Reduced outage duration by renaming outage to maintenance.

v6.9.9

Fixed bug where success metrics looked too realistic.

v5.4.9

Improved stability by lowering expectations in UI copy.

v10.6.2

Reduced outage duration by renaming outage to maintenance.

v10.7.1

Reduced outage duration by renaming outage to maintenance.

v6.6.2

Added advanced toggles that all point to the same function.

v9.1.1

Fixed bug where success metrics looked too realistic.